01 - Winter Wonderland
Sleigh bells ring,
are you listening?
In the lane
snow is glistening.
A beautiful sight
we’re happy tonight,
dancing in the grounds of Hardup Hall.
The Baron’s debts
they are many.
In fact he hasn’t
got a penny.
He’s having a sale.
He hopes it won’t fail.
Paying off the bills on Hardup Hall.
Look out for the Baron’s ugly twosome,
When you see them you will get a fright!
They say “Aren’t we pretty?”
We say “Gruesome!”
But you can make your own mind up tonight!
Cinderella,
now she’s pretty,
her hard life
is such a pity.
She does all the chores,
for those two ugly bores
Working all the hours in Hardup Hall.
So we help
Things get better
For the family
And the debtor
They beat even E-bay!
Buying up the goods of Hardup Hall!
Buying up the goods of Hardup Hall!
Buying up the goods of Hardup Hall!
02 - Kiss, Kiss!
SISTERS: Mwah, Mwah.
SALMONELLA: When you look at me, tell me what you see,
I’m all woman, it’s the way I am.
DANDINI: When I look at you, I wanna be, up a tree,
You may be a woman but you look like a man.
LISTERIA: Don’t go, I know you wanna meet me, here, there and everywhere,
Sparks fly when we are together, you must desire a shapely wife!
CHORUS: The hunt has gone quite deranged, ‘cos the sisters are riding on the range,
And the Prince is bound to feel strange, coz today they’re gonna try for a (kiss kiss).
We shouldn’t play the games that they play, coz you know that they won’t go away,
The Prince would be a fool to stay, coz today they’re gonna try for his (kiss kiss).
LISTERIA: You could be mine, baby, what’s your star sign?
I’m a Gemini – the zodiac twin.
DANDINI: I can hear the palace calling me, calling me,
I’d better go before you do my head in.
SALMONELLA: Why don’t we meet up later, I know a place we can have some fun,
DANDINI: Must fly I really haven’t time now, thanks – but I have to run.
SALMONELLA: Don’t be upset, ‘cause I’ll soothe you, if you wanna dance, I’ll groove you,
DANDINI: I’m so full of dread that I’ll faint soon, I’m fearful of your kiss.
LISTERIA: There’ll be no regrets, when I find you, there’ll be wedding bells in the air soon,
DANDINI: Alarm bells are filling my head too! Please, no kiss, kiss.
CHORUS: The hunt has gone quite deranged, ‘cos the sisters are riding on the range,
And the Prince is bound to feel strange, coz today they’re gonna try for a (kiss kiss).
We shouldn’t play the games that they play, coz you know that they won’t go away,
The Prince would be a fool to stay, coz today they’re gonna try for his (kiss kiss).
03 - When I Found You
I believe we all have one true love
Somewhere in this world, I do
When it seemed all my dreams were falling through
That’s when I found you
I believe for every heart that whispers in the dark
There’s a ray of light somewhere, shining through
It was sink or swim when the tide came in
I found myself
When I found you
I found the closest thing to heaven
Yes, in you I found
The deepest love I knew
Ooh oh, I believe, yes, its true
I found myself when I found you
I believe for every door that’s closing
For every heartbreak there’s hope for something new
From the ashes rise a glimpse of paradise
Yes it flickered in your eyes
When I found you
04 - You`re My Best Friend
Ooh you make me live
Whatever this world can give to me
It's you you're all I see
Ooo you make me live now honey
Ooo you make me live
Ooh you're the best friend that I ever had
I've been with you such a long time
You're my sunshine and I want you to know
That my feelings are true
I really love you
Oh you're my best friend
Ooo you make me live
CINDERS: Ooh I've been wandering round
BUTTONS: But I still come back to you
CINDERS: Sill come back to you
BUTTONS: In rain or shine
BUTTONS: You've stood by me, girl
BUTTONS: I'm happy, happy at home
CINDERS: Happy at home
BUTTONS: You're my best friend
Ooo you make me live
Whenever this world is cruel to me
I got you to help me forgive
Ooo you make me live now honey
Ooo you make me live
You're the first one
When things turn out bad
You know I'll never be lonely
You're my only one
And I love the things
I really love the things that you do
You're my best friend
Ooo you make me live
I'm happy at home
You're my best friend
Oh ya
Oh you're my best friend
Ooo you make me live
You you're my best friend.
05 - Dance the Night Away
Here comes my happiness again
Right back to where it should have been
'Cause now she's gone and I am free
And she can't do a thing to me
I just wanna dance the night away
With senoritas who can sway
Right now tomorrow's lookin' bright
Just like the sunny mornin' light
And if you should see her
Please let her know that I'm well
As you can tell
And if she should tell you
That she wants me back
Tell her no
I gotta go
I just wanna dance the night away
With senoritas who can sway
Right now tomorrow's lookin' bright
Just like the sunny mornin' light
And if you should see her
Please let her know that I'm well
As you can tell
And if she should tell you
That she wants me back
Tell her no
I gotta go
I just wanna dance the night away
With senoritas who can sway
Right now tomorrow's lookin' bright
Just like the sunny mornin' light
I just wanna dance the night away
With senoritas who can sway
Right now tomorrow's lookin' bright
Just like the sunny mornin' light
06 - Our Favourite Things
LISTERIA: Green fly on roses, that always amuses,
SALMONELLA: Snowballs with rocks in that give people bruises,
LISTERIA: Cute little children who fall off their swings,
BOTH: These are a few of our favourite things!
LISTERIA: Snipping the whiskers and claws of small kittens,
SALMONELLA: Fluffy white rabbits made into warm mittens,
LISTERIA: Pigeons with paperweights tied to their wings,
BOTH: These are a few of our favourite things!
LISTERIA: Pulling the arms and legs off of girl’s dollies,
SALMONELLA: Filling the river with old shopping trolleys,
LISTERIA: Large iron bedsteads that with rusty sharp springs,
BOTH: These are a few of our favourite things!
LISTERIA: Pushy cold callers from foreign call centres,
SALMONELLA: Z-list celebs who become SKY presenters,
LISTERIA: Fancy new mobiles with incessant rings,
BOTH: These are a few of our favourite things!
BOTH: When the dog bites!
When the bee stings!
When the weather’s bad!
As long as it happened to somebody else,
It makes us both feel so glad!
07 - It Takes Two
HER: One can have a dream, baby
HIM: Two can make that dream so real
HER: One can talk about bein' in love
HIM: Two can say how it really feels
HER: One can wish upon a star
HIM: Two can make that wish come true, yeah
HER: One can stand alone in the dark
HIM: Two can make the light shine through
CHORUS (BOTH):
It takes two, baby
It takes two, baby
Me and you, just takes two
It takes two, baby
It takes two, baby
To make a dream come true, just takes two
HER: One can have a broken heart, livin' in misery
HIM: Two can really ease the pain like a perfect remedy
HER: One can be alone in a car, on a night like these all alone
HIM: Two can make just any place seem just like bein' at home
CHORUS (BOTH):
It takes two, baby
It takes two, baby
Me and you, just takes two
It takes two, baby
It takes two, baby
To make a dream come true, just takes two
Just takes two, just takes two
HER: One can go out to a movie, lookin' for a special treat
HIM: Two can make that single movie somethin' really kinda sweet
HER: One can take a walk in the moonlight, thinkin' that it's really nice
HIM: But two walkin' hand-in-hand is like addin' just a pinch of spice
CHORUS (BOTH):
It takes two, baby
It takes two, baby
Me and you, just takes two
It takes two, baby
It takes two, baby
To make a dream come true, just takes two
